New! Take Homes Available!

We now offer Take-Home Pot Pies and Ribs at every Colossal Cafe! Available at all locations. These pies are only available for takeout, are fully cooked and ready to heat up at home. Stop by and pick one up today!

Take-Home Pot Pies

A classic the whole family enjoys! Large, meaty chunks of juicy, white chicken breast with sweet carrots and peas, covered in a smooth, buttery cream sauce and wrapped in a freshly baked pastry crust.

$13, serves 2-3, available at all Colossal locations

Take-Home Ribs

Covered with our secret recipe rub then slow-smoked to ‘melt-in-your-mouth’ perfection. Compliment with the sauce of your choice.

$18, serves 2-3, available at all Colossal locations

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Breakfast Menu

At Colossal Cafe, breakfast is served all day! Whether you’re bright-eyed and bushy-tailed or just rolled out of bed (no judging here), drop by anytime for some of our famous Flappers or a Colossal Breakfast. Your day will be off to a great start—no matter what time it is.

Flappers

Our house specialty! A yeast-based pancake served with butter and Three Rivers Farm pure maple syrup.

  • Full Stack (3) $8.50
  • Short Stack (2) $6.50
  • Single $4
  • Short with Fresh Fruit $9.75
  • Single with Fresh Fruit $7.25
  • Full Stack with Fresh Fruit $11.75

Apple Walnut and Brie Flappers

Our yeast-based pancake topped with honey-brown sugar syrup, apples, walnuts and brie.

  • Full Stack (3) $10.50
  • Short Stack (2) $9.50
  • Single $8.50

Omelets

Three eggs served with homemade, toasted bread.

  • Spinach Mushroom and Provolone $12.35
  • Bacon, Green Onion and Cream Cheese $12.35
  • Ham, Hash Browns and Swiss $12.35
  • Roasted Vegetable Omelet and Feta $12.35
  • Sausage, Green Onion, Tomato, Cilantro and Pepper Jack Cheese $12.35

Biscuits and Gravy

Pork and bison sage gravy, homemade biscuit and two eggs your way.

  • Sage Pork and Bison $11.15
  • Wild Mushroom 11.15
  • Side of Gravy only $5.50

Sides

Go on, live a little. Throw in a side or two if you’re feeling extra famished.

  • Bacon, Ham or Pork Sausage Patties $4.50
  • Maple Turkey Sausage Links $4.50
  • Smoked Trout 4.50
  • Hash Browns $3.75
  • Bowl of Fresh Fruit $6
  • Granola, Fresh Berries with Yogurt or Milk  $5.50
  • Side of Toast (two pieces) $2
  • Egg your way (each) $1.75
  • Avocado $2.15
  • Bacon Jam $3
  • Three Rivers Maple Syrup $1
  • Creamy Peanut Butter $1

Pastries

  • Homemade Buttermilk Biscuit $2
  • Cinnamon Roll $4
  • Scone $3
    Sweet or savory
  • Flip $3
    Fresh whipped cream gently folded between
    moist yellow cake. Flavors vary
  • Cookie $1.50

Breakfast Sandwiches

Served on your choice of homemade buttermilk biscuit, grilled bread (honey whole wheat or sourdough), or in a flapper.

  • Egg and Cheese $6.50
  • Egg, Swiss and Ham $7.50
  • Egg, Cheddar and Bacon $7.50
  • Egg, Provolone and Sausage $7.50
  • Meat and Cheese Lovers $7.50
    A bit more meat and cheese of your choice – no egg!
  • Fried Egg, Fresh Tomato and Feta on Toast $7.50
  • Fried Egg, Prosciutto, Sun-dried Tomatoes and Swiss on Toast $8.50

Burritos & Bowls

Served in a bowl or wrapped in a flour tortilla – choose your own adventure!

  • Korean Beef $13
    Bulgogi marinated flank steak, cilantro-lime rice, kimchi slaw, pickles ginger and a poached egg (scrambled if we wrap this up for you!)
  • Roasted Pork Shoulder $12.25
    Braised pork shoulder, scrambled eggs, pickled red onion, queso fresco and roasted potatoes. Red and green salsas served on the side.
  • Vegan Chorizo $11
    Cilantro-lime rice, roasted corn, sautéed red pepper and onion. Red and green salsas served on the side.

Breakfast Plates

  • Colossal Breakfast $11.15
    Two eggs your way, hashbrowns, bacon, ham or sausage and toast
  • Colossal Breakfast Lite $5.50
    Two eggs your way with grilled bread or a buttermilk biscuit
    add hashbrowns $3.25

Frittatas

Served with homemade grilled bread or a buttermilk biscuit.

  • Greek $12.35
    Grilled marinated artichoke, spinach, green onion, feta and tomato
  • Scandinavian $13
    House smoked trout, green onion, roasted potatoes and caper-dill cream cheese

Oatmeal

Add what you like or enjoy it plain!

  • Just Oats $4
  • Walnuts $1
  • Granola $2
  • Vanilla Yogurt $2
  • Brown Sugar $0.5
  • Raisins $1
  • Craisins $1
  • Blackberries, Raspberries or Strawberries (in addition to blueberry and banana) $1

Kids Only

Available to our guests 12 and younger. All options served with fresh fruit.

  • Silver Dollar Flappers $6
    with Butter and Pure Maple Syrup
  • Colossal Kids Breakfast $6
    Scrambled eggs, Bacon and Toast or a Buttermilk Biscuit
  • Macaroni and Cheese $6
  • Grilled Cheese $6
  • Peanut Butter and Jelly $6

Beverages

  • Coffee $3.50
  • Hot Tea (assorted) $3
  • Orange, Apple or Cranberry Juice $2.75
  • V8 $2.75
  • Milk $3
  • Iced Tea $3
  • Canned Coke/Diet Coke $2.25
  • Jarrito Sodas $3
  • Mexican Coke $3
  • Root Beer $3
  • Warm Apple Cider $3.50
  • Sparkling San Pellegrino (Aranciata, Pompelmo, Limonata, Aranciata Rossa) $3.25
  • Cold Press Coffee $4.25

True Stone Espresso (Grand and Mpls only!)

Milk Options: Whole or Skim; Add $0.75 for soy milk or almond milk

  • Espresso $2.25
  • Latte* $3.75
  • Cappuccino $3
  • Café Au Lait $3
  • Americano $2.5
  • Depth Charge $3.25
  • Flavored Latte* $4.25
    Miel, Valrhona Mocha, House Made Vanilla, Maple
  • Hot Chocolate $3.50
  • Colossal Chai Latte* $3.50

*Hot or iced


Scone Rotation

Check out our scone selections on rotation at every Colossal Cafe! Menu changes every two to three months. See below for our current lineup.

Current Scone Lineup

  • Monday
    Sweet: Orange Cardamom
    Savory: Wild Rice, Cranberry, & Almond
  • Tuesday
    Sweet: Gingerbread
    Savory: Kalamata Olive, Feta, Spinach, Sun-Dried Tomato
  • Wednesday
    Sweet: Peppermint Mocha
    Savory: Rosemary Potato, Parmesan
  • Thursday
    Sweet: Pannetone
    Savory: Roasted Ham and Swiss
  • Friday
    Sweet: Roasted Hazelnut and Dark Chocolate
    Savory: Bacon Gruyere
  • Saturday
    Sweet: Blueberry
    Savory: Bleu Cheese, Spinach, Green Onion
  • Sunday
    Sweet: Lemon Cranberry
    Savory: Bleu Cheese, Spinach, Green Onion

Lunch Menu

Lunch is done right at Colossal Cafe. From our famous sandwiches to our delicious soups and salads, we’ve got whatever you’re craving. So take a break from work, or bring your friends for a relaxing, midday meal. There’s something for everyone.

Sandwiches

All options served with your choice of chips, a cafe salad or a Caesar salad; substitute a cup of soup for 2 or fresh fruit for 1.5.

  • House Smoked Trout  $13.15
    Brown sugar-smoked trout, roasted shallot vinaigrette with greens, caper-dill cream cheese, pickled red onions, served on grilled honey whole wheat bread
  • Reuben $12.15
    Corned beef, swiss cheese, housemade 1,000 island dressing, and sauerkraut served on pumpernickel rye bread
  • Chicken Breast $12.15
    Fresh marinated and grilled chicken breast, served with tomatoes, greens and basil-Parmesan aioli on our fresh baked roll
  • Meatloaf and Potatoes $13.15
    Homemade meatloaf, potato fondue, swiss cheese and Dijon spread and house made pickles served on our fresh baked bun
  • Cubano $13.15
    Fischer Farms ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, house made pickles, pressed and grilled on our fresh baked soft bun
  • Grilled Cheese $12.15
    Creama Kasa, tomato jam and bacon on parmesan crusted sourdough
  • Butternut Squash $12.15
    Marinated and grilled butternut squash steak, maple-butternut squash puree and boursin cheese on grilled wild rice bread
  • BLT $12.15
    Thick-sliced smoky bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese and mayo on our homemade toasted bread
    Add a fried egg $1.50
    Add Avocado 2.15
  • Breakfast Burger $13.15
    Fresh ground beef, hand-patty, topped with cheddar cheese, bacon jam, sunny side up egg on a grilled bun

Salads and Soups

All served with homemade toasted bread.

  • Cafe Salad $5 / $9
    Mixed field greens, grape tomatoes, red onions and homemade maple-dijon vinaigrette
    Add Chicken breast $4
  • Caesar Salad $5 / $9
    Fresh romaine, our house Caesar dressing, croutons
    Add Chicken breast $4
  • Smoked Trout Cobb $12
    Mixed greens tossed with roasted shallot and lemon vinaigrette topped with house smoked trout, hard boiled egg, red onion, bacon, tomato, blue cheese
  • Spinach Salad $10.50
    Fresh spinach, Colossal bacon and red onion dressing topped with a poached egg
  • Salad of the Week (available on Como Avenue only)
    Please call for our current offering
  • You Pick Two $8
    Cup of Soup, Side Salad, or our Savory Filled Croissant of the Day

*Our soup offerings are always changing – please call to see what we have!

Macaroni and Cheese

Macaroni and Cheese $11
Made from scratch with cheddar cheese
Add bacon $3
Add tomato $1
Add spinach $1